HYPERBOLIC

HYPERBOLIC

LONG ISLAND CITYcoming soon...

3 BOARDS1 SPRAY24/7

Hyperbolic is building a climbing vault for aspiring board lords and outdoor crushers alike. Three+ system boards. One massive spray. No slop, no slab. A space for intentional, focused climbing.

Spec

01

ALL YOU NEED

3 boards to start, more to be added as the space allows. At least one TB2 12x16 is locked. The rest will be up to you. One massive spray wall from 35° to 45°, somewhere around 30 feet. Full resets and board layouts dictated by the community. Bounty climbs, setting comps, replica sets... leaderboards?

02

IN ONE PLACE

Portable ground fans, HVAC year round, skin-first conditions. Strength area: power racks, benches, hangboards, campus rungs, pull blocks. Full-access membership may be capped around 200 so peak hours stay crowd free. Off-Peak will be uncapped.

03

ALL THE TIME

Access with your phone. Adults 18+. Members only. No guest passes. Drop ins available during staffed hours. 24/7 access to come after soft open.

Floor plan concept for a 70 by 40 foot space: 8 by 12, 12 by 12, and two 16 by 12 boards, a 30 by 12 spray wall, a strength area, two workspaces, a campus rung and hangboard bay, and two restrooms.
Floor plan concept for a 55 by 55 foot space: 8 by 12, 12 by 12, and two 16 by 12 boards, a 30 by 12 spray wall, a strength area, two workspaces, a campus rung and hangboard bay, and two restrooms.

All killer no filler. Every square inch dedicated to climbing harder in:

LONG ISLANDCITY

RATES

FOUNDER ANNUAL

$900/YR

24/7 UNLIMITED

50 SLOTS COMBINED

  • ≈ $75/mo

FOUNDER MONTHLY

$85/MO

24/7 UNLIMITED

50 SLOTS COMBINED

    STANDARD

    $100/MO

    24/7 UNLIMITED

    150 SLOTS

      OFF-PEAK

      $65/MO

      LIMITED ACCESS

      UNCAPPED

      • M–F after 9 PM or before 4 PM
      • Weekends from Sat 5 PM on

      Subject to change (but only if it must)

      ROADMAP

      1. 01

        WAITLIST

        ● NOW

      2. 02

        LEASE

      3. 03

        DEPOSIT

      4. 04

        BUILDOUT

      5. 05

        SOFT OPEN

      6. 06

        24/7

      ↳ STAGE 03

      $100 IF OVERSUBSCRIBED

      Founder slots while they last, then Standard.

      ↳ STAGE 05

      APPLIES TO YOUR RATE

      Deposit will count towards your selected membership.

      Polls

      WHICH BOARDSPick every board you want. If it's something else please name it on the waitlist form.

       

      REST BETWEEN ATTEMPTS

       

      SESSION LENGTH

       

      SESSIONS PER WEEK

       

      BECOME A FOUNDER

      The waitlist holds your place in line and your position carries over if deposits go live.